{
    "category": {
        "name": "Parents / New Moms",
        "description": "Sleep-deprived superheroes navigating tantrums, teething, and the existential dread of screen time limits — all powered by cold coffee and chaos.",
        "keywords": [
            "new mom memes",
            "parenting humor",
            "toddler tantrums",
            "sleep deprived life",
            "diaper explosions",
            "screen time guilt",
            "baby milestones",
            "mom brain",
            "dad jokes",
            "wine o’clock"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Diaper Life",
                "description": "Where blowouts defy physics and baby wipes are currency.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Midnight diaper changes",
                    "Public blowout emergencies",
                    "Wipe-counting stress",
                    "Diaper math (again?!)",
                    "Changing table acrobatics"
                ],
                "keywords": ["diaper memes", "blowout chaos", "changing baby humor", "baby poop jokes", "parent struggle"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me: Just changed him. Baby: Time to go again.",
                    "POV: You’re holding your breath like it’s a bomb diffusal mission.",
                    "Nothing humbles you like a diaper blowout in aisle 6."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Sleep Deprivation",
                "description": "Running on caffeine, vibes, and sheer willpower since 3AM.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Zombie mode mornings",
                    "3AM feedings",
                    "Trading sleep shifts with your partner",
                    "Dozing mid-sentence",
                    "Rocking an invisible baby"
                ],
                "keywords": ["sleep deprived parents", "newborn nights", "baby won't sleep", "mom exhaustion", "night shift mom life"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me: Functioning. Also me: *hallucinates Elmo in the fridge*",
                    "Sleep is a luxury I vaguely remember.",
                    "POV: The baby finally sleeps… so naturally, you just stare at them."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Screen Time Guilt",
                "description": "The struggle between surviving the day and the fear of raising a screen zombie.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Giving in to the tablet",
                    "Judging yourself while judging others",
                    "Educational videos = parenting win?",
                    "Buying 10 minutes of peace with YouTube",
                    "Paw Patrol again?!"
                ],
                "keywords": ["screen time memes", "tablet guilt", "parenting trade-offs", "youtube babysitter", "mom shame"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me: Screen time is bad. Also me: ‘Here’s an iPad, don’t talk to me.’",
                    "It’s called Bluey and it’s saving lives.",
                    "POV: You promised yourself no screens, but it’s 7AM and the coffee’s not even ready."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Toddler Negotiations",
                "description": "Masterclass in reverse psychology, bribery, and low-key hostage situations.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Arguing with tiny lawyers",
                    "Meltdowns over nothing",
                    "Bribing with snacks",
                    "Dress negotiations",
                    "Surviving public tantrums"
                ],
                "keywords": ["toddler logic", "terrible twos", "snack negotiations", "mom vs kid", "bribery parenting"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Toddler: ‘No.’ Me: ‘That wasn’t a yes-or-no question.’",
                    "POV: You’re negotiating over pants like it’s a hostage situation.",
                    "Me: ‘Don’t touch that.’ Toddler: *touches it harder*"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
