{
    "category": {
        "name": "Teachers & Educators",
        "description": "Educators balancing lesson plans, grading mountains, Zoom fatigue, and wild student energy — all while pretending everything is totally under control.",
        "keywords": [
            "teacher memes",
            "grading chaos",
            "student antics",
            "zoom fatigue",
            "classroom management",
            "education burnout",
            "school humor",
            "report card panic",
            "parent emails",
            "lesson plan breakdown"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Zoom Fatigue",
                "description": "Virtual teaching with frozen screens, muted mics, and existential dread.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Talking to black boxes all day",
                    "Students never unmuting",
                    "Wi-Fi sabotaging your lesson",
                    "Accidentally screen-sharing chaos",
                    "Endless tech issues"
                ],
                "keywords": ["zoom school", "virtual teaching", "muted class", "remote learning memes", "edtech fails"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: You just asked a question and 25 kids pretend to freeze.",
                    "Me: Explaining for the 3rd time. Student: 'Sorry, I was lagging.'",
                    "Teaching virtually: 10% lesson, 90% asking 'Can you hear me now?'"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Unhinged Parents",
                "description": "Because sometimes the adults are worse than the kids.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Emails at 2AM",
                    "Blaming the teacher for everything",
                    "Overinvolved vs. MIA",
                    "Parent-teacher conference dread",
                    "Entitled helicopter parents"
                ],
                "keywords": ["crazy parent emails", "school complaints", "teacher vs parent", "conference nightmares", "PTA drama"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Parent: ‘My child never lies.’ Also parent’s child: *actively lying*",
                    "POV: You get an angry email about something the kid 100% made up.",
                    "Me reading a 6-paragraph parent email about a missing pencil."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Grading Hell",
                "description": "When red ink starts feeling personal and the pile never shrinks.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Procrastinating grading",
                    "Forgetting who turned what in",
                    "The horror of unreadable handwriting",
                    "Students submitting work at 11:59pm",
                    "Rubric rage"
                ],
                "keywords": ["grading burnout", "teacher workload", "late assignments", "infinite grading loop", "rubric despair"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: You blinked and now you have 84 essays to grade.",
                    "Me: I’ll just grade one paper. Also me: *wakes up 3 hours later in despair*",
                    "Every time I finish grading: *another assignment drops in*"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Student Chaos",
                "description": "Little agents of chaos with sticky fingers and limitless energy.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Random questions mid-lesson",
                    "Bathroom breaks as escape plans",
                    "Students roasting the teacher",
                    "Trying to quiet the class for 30 mins",
                    "Accidentally teaching future stand-up comics"
                ],
                "keywords": ["classroom chaos", "funny students", "discipline struggles", "class clown moments", "student logic"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: You planned a whole lesson, but the class wants to talk about aliens.",
                    "Student: 'I wasn't talking.' Me: *has literal footage*",
                    "Me: Explains math. Student: ‘What if the moon had legs tho?’"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
