{
    "category": {
        "name": "Restaurant Staff",
        "description": "Behind the scenes of hospitality hell — where ‘the customer is always right’ is the biggest lie ever told.",
        "keywords": [
            "restaurant memes",
            "server life",
            "waitress humor",
            "kitchen chaos",
            "hospitality nightmares",
            "tip trauma",
            "karen encounters",
            "front of house memes",
            "closing shift pain",
            "food service jokes"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Karen Attacks",
                "description": "When customers weaponize their entitlement and demand a manager over the ice cube count.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Screaming over mild inconvenience",
                    "Demanding free meals for no reason",
                    "Threatening bad Yelp reviews",
                    "Personal insults during rush hour",
                    "The haircut of doom"
                ],
                "keywords": ["karen meme", "customer entitlement", "hospitality karens", "bad customer behavior", "front of house drama"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: She wants to speak to the manager because the fries were ‘too hot.’",
                    "Karen: ‘I know the owner.’ Me: ‘So do I. He hates you.’",
                    "Nothing ruins a shift faster than a customer with THAT haircut."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Kitchen Meltdowns",
                "description": "A pressure cooker of chaos, sarcasm, and yelling — mostly about tickets and missing ranch.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Expediting during a rush",
                    "Running out of key ingredients",
                    "Burnt food and blame games",
                    "Chef rants Gordon Ramsay style",
                    "Losing sanity over modifications"
                ],
                "keywords": ["kitchen chaos", "line cook life", "restaurant kitchen memes", "chef meltdown", "back of house drama"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: Ticket printer starts screaming and so do you.",
                    "Chef: ‘No more subs!’ Customer: ‘Can I get it vegan and gluten-free?’",
                    "Kitchen rule #1: If it’s quiet, something’s very, very wrong."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Tip Trauma",
                "description": "Living off tips... but apparently your soul, time, and dignity are only worth 2 bucks and a smiley face.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Getting $1 on a $200 tab",
                    "Tipped with compliments",
                    "Large party, no tip",
                    "Getting stiffed during a double shift",
                    "Church crowd tips sinfully bad"
                ],
                "keywords": ["bad tips", "server tip memes", "restaurant tipping culture", "tip trauma", "hospitality underpaid"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: They said ‘great service!’ and left you $0.00.",
                    "You just ran a 14-top solo and they left... coins.",
                    "Me: Worked a 10-hour shift. Tip: ‘God bless you ❤️’"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Closing Duties",
                "description": "When the clock says close, but the door says ‘open until someone ruins your night.’",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Last-minute walk-ins",
                    "Re-cleaning a spotless section",
                    "Manager adding sidework",
                    "Clocking out mentally at 8pm",
                    "Shutting down with rage and regret"
                ],
                "keywords": ["restaurant closing shift", "server sidework", "last call chaos", "closing pain", "restaurant clean up memes"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me: Sweeping at 10:59. Door: *opens slowly*",
                    "POV: They walked in 1 minute before close and ordered the entire menu.",
                    "Closing duties: Where your will to live gets mopped up too."
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
