{
    "category": {
        "name": "Home Improvement & DIY",
        "description": "It looked easy on YouTube, but now there’s paint on the ceiling and a hole where the shelf should be. Whether you're a weekend warrior or a chaos crafter, this is for every ‘How hard could it be?’ that turned into 12 trips to the hardware store.",
        "keywords": ["DIY", "home projects", "renovation", "tools", "Pinterest fails", "home hacks", "power tools", "interior design"],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Pinterest vs. Reality",
                "description": "The vision board was perfect. The outcome? A beautiful mess.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Me: *sees one DIY reel* Also me: 'I can totally build a floating bookshelf!'",
                    "Expectation: cozy minimalist. Reality: chaotic glue gun injuries",
                    "It was supposed to be ‘boho chic’ but now it’s ‘sad dorm room’"
                ],
                "keywords": ["expectation vs. reality", "craft fails", "interior aesthetic", "DIY mistakes"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Started a ‘simple DIY’ and now I need a structural engineer",
                    "Pinterest inspired me to ruin my weekend",
                    "Minimalist aesthetic? More like maximum regret"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Tool Time Struggles",
                "description": "You either know exactly what a stud finder does, or you're winging it with a hammer and hope.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Step 1: Get tools. Step 2: Google how to use them.",
                    "I now own 6 screwdrivers and none of them fit",
                    "Thought I was handy. Now my shelf is a weapon"
                ],
                "keywords": ["tools", "hardware", "construction", "DIY confusion", "handyman fail"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Borrowed a drill. Now the wall vibrates when I sneeze",
                    "I don’t know what a torque wrench is, but I’m committed",
                    "Me: *measures twice* Also me: still off by 3 inches"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Renovation Overwhelm",
                "description": "One ‘quick update’ turned into three months of dust and regret.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "I just wanted a new backsplash. Now I’m in therapy",
                    "My house is 10% livable, 90% renovation chaos",
                    "HGTV lied to me and I want compensation"
                ],
                "keywords": ["home reno", "contractor life", "over budget", "fixer upper fatigue"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "One small leak became a full bathroom remodel",
                    "This ‘weekend project’ has entered its 4th fiscal quarter",
                    "Demo day was fun. Rebuilding day is eternal suffering"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Decor Decisions & Design Fails",
                "description": "Just because it’s trendy doesn’t mean it belongs in your living room.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "I painted an accent wall and now I live in a mood swing",
                    "IKEA said ‘easy assembly’ and then emotionally ghosted me",
                    "That rug really tied the room together — in chaos"
                ],
                "keywords": ["decor", "interior design", "style mistakes", "furniture assembly"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Home aesthetic: whatever was on sale and matched vibes",
                    "My couch is a vibe. That vibe is back pain and regret",
                    "Bought a lamp that looks great but lights nothing"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
