{
    "category": {
        "name": "Astrology",
        "description": "A humorous look into zodiac signs, birth charts, and chaotic cosmic events that people swear influence their daily lives.",
        "keywords": ["zodiac", "horoscope", "birth chart", "stars", "signs", "retrograde", "moon", "astrology memes"],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Zodiac Signs in Chaos",
                "description": "Memes and moments when zodiac signs live up to their most chaotic stereotypes.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "All Scorpios when they feel betrayed",
                    "Every Aries in a group project",
                    "Pisces disappearing for 3 days then acting like nothing happened"
                ],
                "keywords": ["zodiac", "signs", "chaos", "traits", "relatable astrology"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "When you're a Virgo and someone messes with your color-coded planner 👀",
                    "Gemini season is here, prepare for the duality drama™",
                    "Capricorn trying to relax on vacation: *opens laptop anyway*"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Mercury Retrograde",
                "description": "Tech fails, miscommunication, and general existential crises blamed on the infamous Mercury retrograde.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Your ex texting you during Mercury retrograde = a universal test",
                    "That moment when your Zoom crashes and you remember it’s retrograde",
                    "Triple-checking every message because Mercury is wildin’"
                ],
                "keywords": ["retrograde", "mercury", "tech fails", "astrology blame", "communication breakdown"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Mercury retrograde is the new 'my dog ate my homework' excuse",
                    "If I say something dumb, blame the planets 🌌",
                    "Mercury is in the group chat and it’s messy"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Sign Compatibility",
                "description": "Exploring love, friendship, and chaos based on zodiac pairings.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Cancer x Sagittarius = tears and travel plans",
                    "When you realize your crush is a walking red flag... and also a Gemini",
                    "Libras flirting with literally everyone but still 'undecided'"
                ],
                "keywords": ["compatibility", "zodiac match", "dating", "friendship signs", "astrology love"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "When a Scorpio and a Leo date... who wins?",
                    "Your sign says ‘hopeless romantic’ but your text history says ‘ghosting champion’",
                    "The stars said we were a match. My therapist disagrees."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Birth Chart Bragging",
                "description": "When people flex their birth chart like it's their resume.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Explaining your crush’s rising sign like it’s a red flag you can fix",
                    "Saying ‘I’m not just a Leo, I have a Pisces moon’ like that explains your emotional spiral",
                    "That friend who needs your exact birth time before being friends"
                ],
                "keywords": ["birth chart", "sun moon rising", "natal chart", "zodiac flex", "astro analysis"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "She’s a Virgo sun, Scorpio moon, and chaos rising 😩",
                    "Me calculating compatibility based on their chart before the first date",
                    "Sorry I can’t help it — my Mars is in Gemini 💅"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
