{
    "category": {
        "name": "Language Learners",
        "description": "A global struggle of Duolingo streak stress, pronunciation fails, and grammar spirals—served with a side of cultural confusion.",
        "keywords": [
            "language learning",
            "Duolingo",
            "translations",
            "accents",
            "grammar",
            "bilingual problems",
            "foreign language memes",
            "polyglot panic"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Duolingo Guilt",
                "description": "That crushing feeling when the owl judges your life choices and your 3-day streak vanishes into shame.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Duolingo owl watching me ignore 9 notifications like it’s personal",
                    "3 days off Duolingo and I’m hiding like it’s tax season",
                    "The guilt hits different when Duo says 'We miss you.'"
                ],
                "keywords": ["Duolingo", "language apps", "streak stress", "guilt", "owl menace"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me ignoring the owl like I didn’t promise to be fluent by summer 😬",
                    "Duolingo: 'Finish your lesson.' Me: *ghosts like it’s a situationship*",
                    "Duo didn’t threaten me today… and now I’m concerned"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Weird Translations",
                "description": "Those absurd phrases that show up in lessons and make you question reality.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "'The duck drinks milk' — WHY THO",
                    "Learning Spanish and suddenly I’m threatening someone's grandmother?",
                    "Language apps: 'I am a banana' — me: this can’t be useful"
                ],
                "keywords": ["translation fails", "weird sentences", "language apps", "nonsense phrases", "language humor"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Duolingo taught me how to say 'the cows wear shoes' but not how to ask for help",
                    "I wanted fluency. I got cursed sentences.",
                    "If I hear ‘the monkey writes a letter’ one more time… 🐒✉️"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Accent Anxiety",
                "description": "The paralyzing fear of speaking out loud and sounding like a broken NPC.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Me rehearsing 'bonjour' 17 times before ordering a croissant",
                    "Brain: you know the word. Mouth: betrayal.",
                    "Said one word wrong and now I can never speak again"
                ],
                "keywords": ["accent", "pronunciation", "speaking fear", "language shame", "oral anxiety"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Practiced for weeks, panicked at 'hello'",
                    "Spoke one sentence and the locals switched to English 😩",
                    "Voice in my head: fluent. Voice IRL: *buffering*"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Grammar Panic",
                "description": "The struggle of cases, conjugations, and rules that break themselves.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Spanish verb tenses really said: figure it out",
                    "Why does German have 4 cases and my brain has none?",
                    "English: makes no sense. Every other language: still confusing."
                ],
                "keywords": ["grammar", "syntax", "language rules", "confusion", "grammar memes"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me: finally learned a rule. Language: here’s 6 exceptions.",
                    "Conjugation charts activate my fight or flight",
                    "Grammar said 'it depends' and now I’m spiraling"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
