{
    "category": {
        "name": "Tarot",
        "description": "A chaotic and mystical dive into card pulls, intuitive panic, and spiritual overthinking. For the witches, the curious, and the dramatically delusional.",
        "keywords": ["tarot", "oracle", "divination", "card pull", "intuition", "psychic", "witchtok", "spiritual memes"],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Card Pull Regret",
                "description": "When the cards tell you something you didn’t want to hear… and now you’re spiraling.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Pulled the tower card and immediately saged my phone",
                    "Me: I want the truth. Tarot: You're the problem. Me: 😐",
                    "Why did I pull cards if I wasn’t ready for emotional destruction?"
                ],
                "keywords": ["tarot", "tower card", "regret", "card panic", "truth hurts"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Asked the cards if I should text my ex. They fell out of my hands. Message received.",
                    "Pulled one card and got a whole life read. Rude.",
                    "That moment when the cards roast you harder than your therapist ever could."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Tarot for Exes",
                "description": "Dangerous territory. Pulling cards about that one person you definitely shouldn’t be asking about… again.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Did another love spread and got the devil card. Again.",
                    "Tarot said 'block them' but my heart said 'just one more spread'",
                    "If I pull one more ‘unfinished business’ card I’m suing the deck"
                ],
                "keywords": ["exes", "love reading", "toxic cycles", "tarot obsession", "bad decisions"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me shuffling the deck like the answer will change if I try again",
                    "Tarot said 'move on' but I pulled 3 clarifiers just to be sure",
                    "Love reading? More like delusion confirmation spread 💔🔮"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Intuitive Hits",
                "description": "When your inner witch mode activates and the reading is scarily accurate.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Pulled the exact card I dreamt about last night 🤯",
                    "That smug look when your intuition was right all along",
                    "Me acting surprised like I didn’t already *feel* that energy"
                ],
                "keywords": ["intuition", "accurate reading", "gut feeling", "synchronicity", "tarot magic"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "When the vibes, the cards, and the playlist all align ✨",
                    "I don’t need closure, the cards gave me prophecy",
                    "The cards told me what I knew, but prettier"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Misreadings & Panic",
                "description": "That moment when you interpret a tarot card completely wrong and send yourself into a spiral for no reason.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Misread the 3 of cups and thought my friends were plotting against me",
                    "Thought I was cursed for 3 days because I misread a reversed card",
                    "Looked up the meaning on 4 different sites and still got anxiety"
                ],
                "keywords": ["misreading", "panic", "confusion", "card chaos", "tarot overthinking"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Google said the card means success. Instagram said heartbreak. Now I’m just confused.",
                    "Tarot: you’re fine. Me: *internal screaming anyway*",
                    "That one friend who pulls a death card and thinks they're dying tomorrow"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
