{
    "category": {
        "name": "Finance & Budgeting",
        "description": "Welcome to adulthood, where impulse buys ruin your week, crypto keeps you up at night, and your expense tracker silently judges you. From get-rich-quick schemes to budgeting breakdowns — this is financial chaos, meme-ified.",
        "keywords": ["money", "budgeting", "crypto", "finance", "scams", "expenses", "broke life", "financial anxiety"],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Impulse Buys",
                "description": "Why save when you can feel something for 5 seconds on Amazon?",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Me: ‘I’m broke’ Also me: *buys glow-in-the-dark water bottle at 2am*",
                    "Budget destroyed by one unhinged trip to Target",
                    "Emotional support purchases > actual support"
                ],
                "keywords": ["shopping", "spending", "retail therapy", "online orders"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "My cart was empty, not my soul",
                    "This $40 thing will solve all my problems (it won’t)",
                    "Impulse buying like it’s a coping mechanism (because it is)"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Passive Income Scams",
                "description": "If one more guy DMs me about financial freedom...",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "‘Just buy my course’ bro has zero credentials",
                    "Woke up to 3 pyramid schemes in my inbox",
                    "Why does ‘passive income’ feel so aggressive?"
                ],
                "keywords": ["MLM", "side hustle", "online scams", "financial guru"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "‘It’s not a pyramid scheme’ is the new red flag",
                    "This hustle culture just hustled me",
                    "Passive income pitch = instant anxiety"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Crypto FOMO",
                "description": "Everyone’s a millionaire on paper. Just don’t ask about taxes.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Bought the dip. It dipped more.",
                    "Crypto bros explaining blockchain like it’s religion",
                    "Still waiting for the moon, stuck on Earth"
                ],
                "keywords": ["crypto", "bitcoin", "NFTs", "market crash", "FOMO"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "This coin was supposed to change my life. It changed my debt",
                    "Every graph looks like a crime scene",
                    "To the moon (but I forgot my parachute)"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Expense Tracker Guilt",
                "description": "The spreadsheet knows your sins.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "That one coffee shows up 9 different ways",
                    "Every pie chart is a personal attack",
                    "Categorizing shame in Excel format"
                ],
                "keywords": ["budgeting", "spending habits", "money apps", "financial shame"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Opened my finance tracker and immediately closed it",
                    "Expense report said: ‘you’re the problem’",
                    "My tracker just sighed when I opened it"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
