{
    "category": {
        "name": "Food & Eating",
        "description": "Whether it’s 2AM cravings, coffee dependence, or burning toast again — food is chaos, comfort, and comedy.",
        "keywords": ["food", "eating", "coffee", "cooking", "delivery", "snacking", "dieting", "junk food", "takeout", "hunger"],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Delivery Addiction",
                "description": "Because cooking is a scam and delivery apps are our love language.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Ordering food while surrounded by groceries",
                    "Same order every time",
                    "Delivery fees vs willpower",
                    "Lying to yourself about cooking",
                    "Tracking your food like it's a race"
                ],
                "keywords": ["takeout", "delivery", "Uber Eats", "DoorDash", "food app"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: I have groceries at home but still order food like a millionaire.",
                    "Me refreshing the tracking page every 10 seconds like it's the stock market.",
                    "When the delivery fee costs more than your meal but you do it anyway."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Diets & Cheat Days",
                "description": "Balancing kale smoothies with late-night ice cream because life is about compromise.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Starting a diet every Monday",
                    "Justifying cheat meals",
                    "Comparing salad to soul food",
                    "‘Healthy’ snacks that taste like cardboard",
                    "Lying to fitness apps"
                ],
                "keywords": ["diet", "cheat day", "healthy eating", "weight loss", "fitness food"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: I'm on a diet until someone offers me fries.",
                    "Me logging one almond as a full meal on my fitness app.",
                    "Day 1 of eating clean: already hate everything."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Coffee Addiction",
                "description": "Running on caffeine, chaos, and pretending you like bitter bean juice.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "First sip = instant personality",
                    "Needing coffee before basic tasks",
                    "Being dramatic about espresso",
                    "Judging others' orders",
                    "Surviving solely on iced coffee"
                ],
                "keywords": ["coffee", "caffeine", "espresso", "barista", "latte"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: I’m not a person until I’ve had coffee.",
                    "One coffee in and I’m suddenly ready to fix my life.",
                    "Iced coffee > emotional support."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Cooking Fails",
                "description": "Burnt toast, YouTube recipes gone wrong, and trying to ‘wing it’ with zero skills.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Cooking without reading the full recipe",
                    "Setting off smoke alarms",
                    "Overcooking everything ‘just in case’",
                    "Trying to plate like a chef",
                    "Realizing you forgot an ingredient halfway"
                ],
                "keywords": ["cooking fail", "kitchen disaster", "burnt food", "home cook", "recipe gone wrong"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: You tried a ‘simple recipe’ and now your kitchen is on fire.",
                    "Cooking is just emotional damage in edible form.",
                    "Me: I can totally eyeball the measurements. Also me: *makes glue*"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
