{
    "category": {
        "name": "Pet Ownership",
        "description": "From midnight zoomies to vet bill panic, it’s all cuddles and chaos when you're living that pet parent life.",
        "keywords": [
            "pet owner",
            "cat behavior",
            "dog memes",
            "pet struggles",
            "vet visits",
            "funny pets",
            "animal logic",
            "training fails",
            "pet interruptions",
            "dog vs cat life"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Cat Logic",
                "description": "Living with a tiny diva who ignores you until 3AM.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Sits on your laptop",
                    "Stares at walls",
                    "Sleeps all day, parties all night",
                    "Sudden zoomies",
                    "Litter box judgment"
                ],
                "keywords": ["cat memes", "indoor cat life", "feline drama", "cats are weird", "midnight chaos"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: Your cat just sprinted across the house at 3AM for no reason.",
                    "Me: Buys expensive toy. Cat: Plays with the box.",
                    "My cat ignoring me until I open tuna: a love story."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Dog Zoomies & Drama",
                "description": "Unmatched energy, endless loyalty, and no personal space ever.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Zoomies mid-Zoom call",
                    "Overreacting to doorbells",
                    "Selective hearing",
                    "Tail wag crimes",
                    "Big bark, small courage"
                ],
                "keywords": ["dog life", "puppy zoomies", "barking dog", "funny dog behavior", "dog logic"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: It’s 7AM and your dog is already doing laps like it’s the Olympics.",
                    "Dogs when the wind moves a leaf: DEFCON 1.",
                    "Me: sneezes. Dog: Calls an emotional meeting."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Vet Visits & Pet Drama",
                "description": "One trip to the vet and your animal suddenly speaks fluent betrayal.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Faking confidence until you park",
                    "Hiding under the car seat",
                    "The bill is the real emergency",
                    "Post-vet silent treatment",
                    "Medication nightmares"
                ],
                "keywords": ["vet visits", "pet health", "emotional pets", "pet medication", "vet bill memes"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: Your pet made eye contact with the vet and filed an internal complaint.",
                    "The vet bill hit harder than the diagnosis.",
                    "My cat after the vet: I no longer recognize you."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Pet Interruptions & Zoom Bombs",
                "description": "Your pet is the real boss of your home office.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Jumping on your keyboard",
                    "Barking during meetings",
                    "Sitting directly in the camera frame",
                    "Needing attention at the worst time",
                    "Knocking stuff over mid-presentation"
                ],
                "keywords": ["pet interruptions", "work from home pets", "cat on laptop", "zoom call pets", "pet distractions"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: You’re in a serious meeting and your dog starts barking at nothing.",
                    "My cat walked across the keyboard and now I’m scheduled to marry my boss.",
                    "Pet logic: You sitting still = cuddle opportunity."
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
