{
    "category": {
        "name": "Commuter Life",
        "description": "Welcome to the daily gauntlet of public transportation — where time stops, personal space is a myth, and headphones are sacred.",
        "keywords": [
            "commuter memes",
            "public transport humor",
            "train delay jokes",
            "subway etiquette",
            "commuting rage",
            "headphone survival",
            "rush hour chaos",
            "bus people memes",
            "metro struggles",
            "transit life"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Train Delays & Missed Stops",
                "description": "Time is a suggestion, and your train is late — again.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Train arrives just as you give up",
                    "Delays with zero explanation",
                    "Running for a train that doesn’t wait",
                    "Getting stuck between stations",
                    "Missing your stop while zoning out"
                ],
                "keywords": ["train delay meme", "missed stop joke", "late to work again", "subway glitch", "commuter struggles"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: You ran 6 blocks and still watched the train pull away slowly.",
                    "Transit app: ‘On time.’ Reality: ‘You’re gonna cry.’",
                    "Zoned out for 30 seconds. Ended up 4 cities away."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Subway Etiquette Nightmares",
                "description": "Where personal space, volume control, and basic hygiene go to die.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Feet on seats",
                    "Playing music out loud",
                    "Food with questionable smells",
                    "Staring contests with strangers",
                    "Loud phone calls in packed cars"
                ],
                "keywords": ["subway etiquette meme", "train pet peeves", "public transport sins", "bad commuter behavior", "subway culture"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: It’s 8AM and someone’s eating tuna next to you.",
                    "There’s always that one guy… with no headphones and zero shame.",
                    "Me: Just trying to exist. Stranger: *stares aggressively for 4 stops*"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Public Transport Rage",
                "description": "You’ve never felt true anger until your bus driver skips your stop for no reason.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Buses that never show up",
                    "Packed like sardines",
                    "Driver skips your stop while making eye contact",
                    "Screaming kids + broken A/C",
                    "Arguments over seats"
                ],
                "keywords": ["bus rage", "train commuter pain", "transport meltdown", "rush hour rage", "transit anger meme"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: Your bus was 15 minutes late and still left you behind.",
                    "Commuting is just rage management in motion.",
                    "Me: Clinging to a pole. Train: *jerks violently*"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Headphone Survival Mode",
                "description": "Noise-canceling? No. Sanity-preserving? Absolutely.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Pretending not to hear anything",
                    "Avoiding small talk with earbuds in",
                    "Volume at max to drown chaos",
                    "AirPods as social armor",
                    "Forgetting headphones = instant regret"
                ],
                "keywords": ["headphone commuter meme", "airpod silence", "anti-social travel vibes", "earbud survival", "commuting introvert"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me: *headphones in* Stranger: ‘Hi can I ask—’ Me: *shakes head violently*",
                    "If I forgot my headphones, just cancel the day.",
                    "Noise-canceling headphones: Blocking drama since 2016."
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
