{
    "category": {
        "name": "Spiritual Life",
        "description": "In the quest for inner peace, we found crystal confusion, yoga-induced back pain, and overpriced retreats that delivered more mosquitoes than mindfulness. From manifestation meltdowns to meditation chaos — welcome to spiritual (dis)awakening.",
        "keywords": ["spirituality", "mindfulness", "meditation", "manifestation", "retreat", "crystals", "zen", "chakra", "aura"],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Meditation Failures",
                "description": "They said to clear your mind. Your mind said ‘no.’",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Tried to meditate, ended up making a grocery list in my head",
                    "Every time I try to ‘be present’ I remember something cringey from 2009",
                    "Headspace app vs. my chaotic brain: 0–1"
                ],
                "keywords": ["meditation", "mindfulness", "overthinking", "mental noise"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me trying to meditate: *enters existential crisis instead*",
                    "Meditation was going well until my brain brought up my 5th grade talent show",
                    "My thoughts during ‘stillness’ could be a Marvel multiverse"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Retreat Regrets",
                "description": "Paid $3,000 to cry in a tent and fight a raccoon for my granola bar.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Wanted healing, got bed bugs",
                    "Silent retreat roommate was a loud breather",
                    "Why is every retreat 400 miles from plumbing?"
                ],
                "keywords": ["spiritual retreat", "wellness getaway", "healing trip", "bad experience"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Healing retreat turned into mosquito exposure therapy",
                    "Paid $3K to journal my trauma in a moldy yurt",
                    "My inner child is colder than I am in this retreat tent"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Manifestation Confusion",
                "description": "If I vision board any harder, I might tear a chakra.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Did the affirmations, lit the candle, still broke",
                    "Universe said ‘maybe later’ for the 9th time this week",
                    "Manifested peace, got three new problems instead"
                ],
                "keywords": ["manifesting", "law of attraction", "vision board", "universe"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me: I deserve abundance. Universe: You deserve character development",
                    "Manifestation energy is 100%, results are pending",
                    "I manifested love, got an old situationship in my DMs instead"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Fake Zen Moments",
                "description": "Looking peaceful on the outside, chaos on the inside.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Posted yoga pic, cried 5 minutes later",
                    "Crystals arranged. Energy? Still in shambles.",
                    "That wasn’t Zen, that was dissociation with aesthetics"
                ],
                "keywords": ["fake it till you make it", "wellness aesthetics", "spiritual flexing", "chaos under calm"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Looking calm, internally spiraling — it’s called balance",
                    "My aura is ✨vibing✨ but my inbox says otherwise",
                    "Zen mode: activated. Brain: buffering"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
