{
    "category": {
        "name": "Car Life",
        "description": "From road rage symphonies to check engine light mysteries, car life is a rollercoaster on wheels. Whether you're battling parallel parking anxiety or driving a car held together by prayer and duct tape, this category is for the forever-in-traffic crew.",
        "keywords": ["cars", "driving", "traffic", "road rage", "mechanic", "gas prices", "check engine light", "car troubles"],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Car Problems",
                "description": "Your car broke down again? It’s called personality.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Check engine light has been on so long it’s basically a co-pilot",
                    "Mechanic: ‘That’ll be $1,200’ Me: *cries in used Honda*",
                    "Every noise while driving is now a horror movie soundtrack"
                ],
                "keywords": ["breakdown", "check engine", "mechanic", "repair"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "The car still runs. It also screams, but it runs.",
                    "My engine makes jazz noises now",
                    "Driving with the AC off, radio muted, and 2 prayers just to get home"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Road Rage & Driving Fails",
                "description": "You’re calm until someone forgets how to merge.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "I become a different person when someone doesn’t use a turn signal",
                    "The road is full of NPCs in real cars",
                    "Honking is my love language (but only passive-aggressive)"
                ],
                "keywords": ["road rage", "bad drivers", "traffic", "horn", "aggression"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Inner peace? Not behind the wheel",
                    "Merging? Never heard of her",
                    "One more bad lane change and I’m reporting this to God"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Gas Prices & Adulting",
                "description": "Nothing like a $90 fill-up to humble you.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Gas is so expensive I’m about to jog to work",
                    "Adulting milestone: picking gas station based on price, not snacks",
                    "I drive by faith, fumes, and financial ruin"
                ],
                "keywords": ["gas", "fuel", "adulting", "expenses", "car budget"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Gas light’s on — spiritually and literally",
                    "My bank account flinched when I opened the fuel cap",
                    "Every fill-up is a financial thriller"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Car Culture & Personality",
                "description": "Are you your car? Or is your car a reflection of your chaos?",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Clean car people scare me. What do you hide?",
                    "Backseat full of fast food bags = mobile ecosystem",
                    "My bumper stickers say more than my therapist notes"
                ],
                "keywords": ["car interior", "car personality", "stickers", "modded cars"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Yes I talk to my car like it’s a person",
                    "My trunk is 80% chaos, 20% jumper cables",
                    "If my car could talk, it would file a noise complaint"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
