{
    "category": {
        "name": "Gen Alpha / Kids",
        "description": "iPad-raised, Roblox-rich, and savage beyond their years — Gen Alpha is here to roast you, flex digital clout, and demand nuggets at 7AM.",
        "keywords": [
            "gen alpha memes",
            "ipad kids",
            "roblox jokes",
            "tiktok brainrot",
            "fortnite dances",
            "skibidi toilet",
            "tablet addiction",
            "kid roasting adults",
            "zoomer kids",
            "digital natives"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Tablet Tyrants",
                "description": "These kids operate tablets better than your IT guy… and will scream if you take it away.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "iPad at full volume in public",
                    "Meltdowns when battery’s at 3%",
                    "Tablet as a parenting strategy",
                    "Refusing to eat without screen time",
                    "Holding the iPad 1 inch from their face"
                ],
                "keywords": ["ipad zombie", "screen addicted kids", "tablet tantrum", "ipad babysitter", "kid technology memes"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: The iPad died and so did your peace.",
                    "Gen Alpha won’t eat unless it’s served with Cocomelon.",
                    "Me: Turns off tablet. Kid: *activates demon mode*"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "TikTok Brain",
                "description": "Short attention span? Check. Meme literacy beyond comprehension? Also check.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Repeating TikTok audio 24/7",
                    "Learning more from TikTok than school",
                    "Explaining memes you don’t understand",
                    "7-year-olds with better editing skills",
                    "Living life as a reaction video"
                ],
                "keywords": ["gen alpha tiktok", "tiktok kids", "brainrot memes", "kid influencers", "short attention span"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: Your 8-year-old cousin just hit the griddy at a funeral.",
                    "This generation was raised on TikTok — and it shows.",
                    "Me: Tries to talk. Kid: *interrupts with TikTok sound*"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Roblox Economics",
                "description": "Gen Alpha’s Wall Street — where Robux is the currency and scams run wild.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Begging for Robux",
                    "Getting scammed in Adopt Me",
                    "Building empires in Bloxburg",
                    "Roblox over real life",
                    "Treating Robux like gold"
                ],
                "keywords": ["robux memes", "roblox kids", "gaming addiction", "virtual economy", "bloxburg drama"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: Your 6-year-old just lost their life savings in Adopt Me.",
                    "Gen Alpha doesn’t want allowance — they want Robux.",
                    "Me: ‘What do you want for your birthday?’ Kid: ‘1,000 Robux.’"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Savage Comebacks",
                "description": "These tiny humans roast with zero hesitation and permanent psychological damage.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Roasting your outfit",
                    "Destroying your self-esteem casually",
                    "Embarrassing you in public",
                    "Outwitting adults",
                    "Blunt truths from tiny mouths"
                ],
                "keywords": ["kid roast memes", "savage children", "kids say wild things", "blunt honesty", "mini trolls"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Kid: ‘You look tired.’ Me: ‘I wasn’t before this.’",
                    "Me: ‘Do I look okay?’ Kid: *laughs*",
                    "POV: A 7-year-old just ended your entire personality in 6 words."
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
