{
    "category": {
        "name": "Boomer Logic",
        "description": "Hot takes from the generation that walked uphill both ways — featuring Facebook rants, emoji misuse, and a total breakdown over QR codes.",
        "keywords": [
            "boomer memes",
            "back in my day",
            "facebook logic",
            "tech confused parents",
            "misinformation memes",
            "boomer takes",
            "emoji fails",
            "political facebook posts",
            "tech panic",
            "boomer vs gen z"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Back In My Day Takes",
                "description": "Unsolicited lectures about how things were better when everything was worse.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Rants about $5 coffee",
                    "Kids these days don't work!",
                    "No phones at dinner... like 1982!",
                    "Romanticizing suffering",
                    "Everyone's too sensitive now"
                ],
                "keywords": ["back in my day", "boomer rants", "kids these days", "boomer nostalgia", "old school takes"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Boomer: ‘When I was your age…’ Me: *emotionally logging off*",
                    "POV: You mentioned mental health and they started a lecture about chores.",
                    "Nothing starts an argument faster than ‘Things were better in the 70s.’"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Tech Panic",
                "description": "Where using a PDF or changing Wi-Fi counts as high-stakes espionage.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Forgetting passwords daily",
                    "Accidentally printing 67 pages",
                    "Calling for tech help... again",
                    "Fear of 'the cloud'",
                    "Using Google like a diary"
                ],
                "keywords": ["boomer tech fails", "technology confusion", "password chaos", "boomer iphone meme", "wifi panic"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: They asked you how to ‘download the internet.’",
                    "Me: ‘Click the link.’ Boomer: ‘Where is the link??’",
                    "Boomer logic: Forgot the password, so they made a new email."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Out-of-Touch Opinions",
                "description": "From takes on TikTok to totally missing the point of pronouns.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Misunderstanding trends",
                    "Making everything political",
                    "Hot takes no one asked for",
                    "Misreading memes",
                    "Getting mad at avocado toast"
                ],
                "keywords": ["boomer opinions", "boomer vs gen z", "generation gap", "old school rants", "unwanted advice"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Boomer: ‘TikTok is ruining kids.’ Also boomer: Shares 3-hour conspiracy video.",
                    "POV: You explained gender once and now they’re on a crusade.",
                    "Boomer logic: If you don’t own a house by 23, it’s clearly avocado toast’s fault."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Misinformation Mayhem",
                "description": "Where chain emails meet Facebook comment wars and nobody checks Snopes.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Believing obvious satire",
                    "Forwarding hoaxes",
                    "Facebook news addiction",
                    "Arguing in all caps",
                    "Using emojis as facts"
                ],
                "keywords": ["boomer facebook memes", "fake news humor", "misinfo chaos", "facebook comment drama", "email forwards jokes"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: You told them the article was fake. They blocked you.",
                    "Boomer: ‘I saw it on Facebook, so it must be true.’",
                    "Me: ‘Please stop sharing hoaxes.’ Boomer: Shares 7 more."
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
