{
    "category": {
        "name": "Startup Culture",
        "description": "The chaotic world of coffee-fueled ideas, buzzword addiction, and pretending you’re ‘disrupting’ something while barely making rent.",
        "keywords": [
            "startup memes",
            "founder life",
            "VC funding humor",
            "hustle culture",
            "pitch deck jokes",
            "burn rate panic",
            "series A struggles",
            "tech bro satire",
            "founder delusion",
            "startup chaos"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Hustle Propaganda",
                "description": "The grind never stops... even if your body, mind, and social life do.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Sleep is for the weak",
                    "Rise and grind LinkedIn posts",
                    "Working 90-hour weeks for ‘equity’",
                    "Founders glorifying burnout",
                    "Romanticizing overwork"
                ],
                "keywords": ["hustle meme", "grind culture parody", "startup overwork", "toxic productivity", "linkedin hustle satire"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me: Haven’t slept in 36 hours. Also me: ‘I love the startup grind.’",
                    "Startups: Where burnout is a badge of honor.",
                    "POV: You’re hustling... to make your boss rich."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Burn Rate Panic",
                "description": "We just raised $10 million and somehow can't afford office snacks.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Spending like a Fortune 500, earning like a lemonade stand",
                    "Watching runway vanish in real time",
                    "Panicking over financial dashboards",
                    "Cutting costs but still throwing launch parties",
                    "Asking interns to bring their own laptops"
                ],
                "keywords": ["startup burn rate", "spending panic", "runway anxiety", "startup financial meme", "cost-cutting chaos"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "VCs gave us $5M. We spent $4.9M on a neon sign and beanbags.",
                    "Burn rate check: terrifying but aesthetic.",
                    "Me: ‘Should we cut expenses?’ CEO: ‘Let’s host a party for morale.’"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Founder's Delusions",
                "description": "They think they’re Steve Jobs. They’re actually one bad sprint from collapse.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Thinking your idea is revolutionary (but it’s just a food delivery app)",
                    "Overconfidence in pitch decks",
                    "Micromanaging in the name of ‘vision’",
                    "Ignoring feedback like it’s a sport",
                    "Spiritual quotes to avoid accountability"
                ],
                "keywords": ["founder meme", "startup delusion", "ceo ego joke", "pitch deck satire", "tech visionary parody"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "CEO: ‘We’re not a company. We’re a movement.’ Reality: It’s a PDF tool.",
                    "Startup founder energy: ‘We’re building the Uber of socks.’",
                    "Me: ‘This makes no sense.’ Founder: ‘Exactly. That’s innovation.’"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Slack Wars",
                "description": "Where emojis are weapons and notifications never sleep.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Midnight Slack pings",
                    "Passive-aggressive threads",
                    "Emoji overload for fake engagement",
                    "‘Let’s circle back’ = Never again",
                    "Slack status as emotional armor"
                ],
                "keywords": ["slack meme", "startup communication chaos", "emoji weaponry", "message overload", "asynchronous warfare"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: It’s 11:52pm and your boss just @-ed you on Slack.",
                    "Slack: Where unread messages = anxiety.",
                    "He replied with just 👀. I’m spiraling now."
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
