{
    "category": {
        "name": "Wedding Culture",
        "description": "Weddings used to be about love. Now it’s seating chart diplomacy, budget breakdowns, and emotionally charged group chats. Whether you’re the bride, a guest, or stuck on a group thread from hell — no one escapes wedding chaos.",
        "keywords": ["weddings", "bridezilla", "group chat", "seating chart", "budget", "bridesmaids", "event planning", "drama"],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Brideszilla Drama",
                "description": "From color-coded meltdowns to sobbing over tablecloths — it’s her day… and your nightmare.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Bride screamed because the napkins were 'eggshell' not 'ivory'",
                    "The wedding is in 9 months and we’re already on threat level red",
                    "Bridesmaid group chat = emotional hostage situation"
                ],
                "keywords": ["bridezilla", "wedding stress", "planning panic", "control freak"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Just got assigned a ‘smiling tone’ for the bride’s vision board",
                    "When she says ‘no drama’ but assigns seating by zodiac",
                    "This wedding has a 100-slide PowerPoint. I’m scared"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Seating Chart Nightmares",
                "description": "Nothing tests diplomacy like deciding who sits near Aunt Linda or your ex.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Trying to seat divorced relatives without starting WW3",
                    "Why does the table map look like a crime scene investigation",
                    "Made one wrong move and now I'm seated with the children"
                ],
                "keywords": ["seating chart", "family dynamics", "wedding logistics", "awkward tables"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Assigned to the weird cousin table again. Cool cool cool",
                    "This seating chart required a PhD in peacekeeping",
                    "Accidentally seated two exes together. Oops?"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Overbudget Meltdown",
                "description": "Started with Pinterest dreams, ended with a second mortgage.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Spent $10k so the guests could say ‘nice wedding’ once",
                    "Budget: $5,000. Actual: national debt",
                    "Florist quote made me black out"
                ],
                "keywords": ["wedding budget", "finance stress", "overpriced", "planning regrets"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me: Let’s keep it small. Also me: Orders custom neon sign",
                    "Paid $3,500 for centerpieces no one noticed",
                    "Wedding planning is just crying while on Etsy"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Group Chat Chaos",
                "description": "Where friendships go to die and 89 unread messages live.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "12 people, 3 time zones, one dress code argument",
                    "This group chat is now legally binding",
                    "Left for 5 minutes, came back to a spreadsheet war"
                ],
                "keywords": ["bridesmaids", "groomsmen", "coordination", "chaotic group chat"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Group chat has more drama than the actual ceremony",
                    "Someone suggested matching shoes and now it’s civil war",
                    "Emotionally held hostage in the ‘Wedding Planning Squad’ chat"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
