{
    "category": {
        "name": "Healthcare Workers",
        "description": "Frontline heroes powered by caffeine, sarcasm, and a permanent state of sleep deprivation. Living proof that dark humor saves lives.",
        "keywords": [
            "nurse memes",
            "doctor humor",
            "healthcare chaos",
            "night shift struggle",
            "code blue panic",
            "charting nightmares",
            "scrubs life",
            "ER drama",
            "hospital burnout",
            "medical humor"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Night Shifts",
                "description": "Running on caffeine, adrenaline, and spite while the world sleeps.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Delirium at 3AM",
                    "Back-to-back shifts",
                    "Zombie mode at sunrise",
                    "Night shift bonding trauma",
                    "Sunlight? Never heard of her"
                ],
                "keywords": ["night shift memes", "overnight fatigue", "third shift life", "hospital vampires", "sleep-deprived chaos"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: You forgot what daylight looks like.",
                    "Me during night shift: functioning on caffeine and questionable choices.",
                    "When your sleep schedule is just a suggestion."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Code Blues",
                "description": "When calm turns into chaos in 0.3 seconds.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Adrenaline overload",
                    "Organized panic",
                    "Sprinting with a crash cart",
                    "Code blue silence = trauma flashback",
                    "Everyone pretending it’s normal"
                ],
                "keywords": ["code blue chaos", "emergency room panic", "hospital adrenaline", "resus humor", "critical care stress"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Code blue? More like code brown in my scrubs.",
                    "POV: You're running down the hallway with zero context and full panic.",
                    "Me: Calm. Code blue: Initiated. Me: *Naruto runs with defib paddles*"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Patient Stories",
                "description": "They say 'you won’t believe this one' — and they’re always right.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Weird ER visits",
                    "TMI from patients",
                    "Self-diagnosed WebMD warriors",
                    "“I Googled my symptoms” energy",
                    "Explaining basic things 10 times"
                ],
                "keywords": ["patient chaos", "weird symptoms", "funny hospital moments", "hypochondria memes", "medical TMI"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Patient: 'I didn’t take any meds.' Also patient: *pulls out 5 pill bottles*",
                    "Me trying to keep a straight face during a wild patient story.",
                    "POV: Patient says they 'just have a little cough'—they’re blue."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Charting Misery",
                "description": "You saved five lives but forgot to document it, so technically it didn’t happen.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Backlog of notes",
                    "Charting during lunch (and dinner)",
                    "Clicking through 50 screens",
                    "EMR rage",
                    "Documenting your own mental breakdown"
                ],
                "keywords": ["charting hell", "epic burnout", "documentation fatigue", "EMR stress", "nurse note overload"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me: Did 20 things. EMR: Please prove it in 1,000 words.",
                    "POV: You finish your shift but stay another hour just to chart it.",
                    "EMR: 'Incomplete note.' Me: So is my will to live."
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
