{
    "category": {
        "name": "Dating App Users",
        "description": "The chaotic arena of swipes, DMs, bios that scream 🚩, and the ghosting games that leave you wondering if they ever existed at all.",
        "keywords": [
            "dating app memes",
            "tinder humor",
            "bumble cringe",
            "hinge disasters",
            "swipe fatigue",
            "bio red flags",
            "ghosting games",
            "modern dating satire",
            "left swipe jokes",
            "dm horror stories"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Left Swipe Burnout",
                "description": "You’ve swiped so much you’ve seen the same person three times in different cities.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Swiping as a full-time job",
                    "Seeing recycled profiles",
                    "Feeling nothing at 100+ matches",
                    "Accidental right swipes",
                    "Endless scrolling with zero connections"
                ],
                "keywords": ["swipe fatigue", "tinder exhaustion", "hinge humor", "dating app burnout", "modern dating parody"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: You’re swiping while watching a movie, eating dinner, and questioning your life choices.",
                    "Me: Swipes left on 300 people. Also me: ‘Why am I still single?’",
                    "My thumb has carpal tunnel from dodging red flags."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Ghosting Olympics",
                "description": "Gold medal in disappearing acts, no closure necessary.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Great conversation… then nothing",
                    "Getting ghosted after making plans",
                    "Vanishing mid-convo",
                    "People reappearing months later like nothing happened",
                    "Ghosting pre-date and post-date"
                ],
                "keywords": ["ghosting meme", "modern dating ghost", "tinder vanish", "no closure joke", "text then disappear"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "We were talking for 5 days straight and then he ascended to the cloud.",
                    "Ghosted so hard I checked if I imagined the convo.",
                    "Their last message was ‘haha yeah’ and then eternal silence."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Red Flag Bingo",
                "description": "From fish pics to 'sapiosexual' — the bios basically write themselves.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "All pictures with sunglasses",
                    "Bio says ‘Fluent in sarcasm’",
                    "Poses with tigers, fish, or cars",
                    "‘Looking for something real’ — has 3 photos",
                    "Self-proclaimed alpha/beta/crypto enthusiast"
                ],
                "keywords": ["bio red flag", "tinder profile cringe", "dating profile meme", "bumble bio joke", "profile red flag bingo"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "His entire profile was one blurry gym mirror selfie and ‘Just ask.’",
                    "If her bio says ‘no drama’ — she IS the drama.",
                    "Every dude: Fish pic. Car. Group photo. Mystery."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "DM Cringe",
                "description": "Because no one needs to open with ‘u up?’ ever again.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Pickup lines from 2009",
                    "‘Hey’ with nothing else",
                    "Too much too soon",
                    "Weirdly aggressive openers",
                    "Unsolicited poetry or gym advice"
                ],
                "keywords": ["dm meme", "tinder message fail", "bad pickup lines", "hinge opener cringe", "bumble dm disaster"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "His opener was ‘You look like my future wife.’ Sir, please log off.",
                    "Me: Posts one selfie. DM: ‘You should smile more.’",
                    "The bar is so low, and they’re still tripping over it."
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
