{
    "category": {
        "name": "Perfectionist Struggles",
        "description": "For the spreadsheet obsessives, the 'just one more tweak' artists, and the people who rewrite emails 12 times before sending. If ‘good enough’ gives you hives and you’re always two steps from burnout, this one’s too real.",
        "keywords": ["perfectionism", "overthinking", "high standards", "burnout", "procrastination", "creative block", "anxiety"],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Rewriting Emails 10x",
                "description": "Nothing says ‘professional’ like deleting ‘Hi’ and rewriting it 8 different ways.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Me: types ‘Hi!’... deletes it. ‘Hello!’... deletes it. ‘Dear–’... spirals.",
                    "Spent more time writing the email than doing the actual task",
                    "When you reread your email and suddenly hate everything about it"
                ],
                "keywords": ["email anxiety", "professional communication", "typing panic", "email draft hell"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Email sent. Now to think about it for 3 days straight",
                    "How do you say ‘no worries’ professionally without sounding like a pushover?",
                    "Signed off with ‘Best’ and now I’m questioning my whole vibe"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Over-Planning Life",
                "description": "Color-coded calendars, 50 tabs open, and still feeling behind. It’s a lifestyle.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "I made a plan to make a plan and now I’m exhausted",
                    "Nothing is real unless it’s in the planner",
                    "Planner: full. Mind: chaos."
                ],
                "keywords": ["calendar chaos", "planning obsession", "organization spiral", "todo overload"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Made a 12-step plan just to go to the grocery store",
                    "If it’s not on my Notion board, it doesn’t exist",
                    "I organized my life into overwhelm"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Creative Block",
                "description": "You want to make magic, but perfectionism keeps unplugging the inspiration.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Every idea dies the moment I try to make it perfect",
                    "Staring at a blank page like it personally offended me",
                    "Me: has 10 creative ideas. Also me: does none of them"
                ],
                "keywords": ["creative block", "art anxiety", "writer’s block", "perfectionist paralysis"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Too many ideas, not enough emotional stability",
                    "My brain said ‘create’ but my standards said ‘not good enough’",
                    "I started... then overthought it to death"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Fear of Mediocrity",
                "description": "If it’s not brilliant, it’s worthless — at least according to the voice in your head.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Me: afraid of failing. Also me: afraid of succeeding at the wrong thing",
                    "Did I do well, or was it just acceptable and now I hate it?",
                    "If it’s not perfect, I don’t even want to try"
                ],
                "keywords": ["self-doubt", "imposter syndrome", "comparison trap", "perfectionist mindset"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "I’d rather procrastinate than produce something mid",
                    "Chasing greatness and running from ‘meh’ at the same time",
                    "Trying to be exceptional is exhausting"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
