{
    "category": {
        "name": "Personal Productivity",
        "description": "The chaotic pursuit of getting things done, staying focused, and battling the never-ending to-do list — with a healthy side of procrastination and guilt.",
        "keywords": ["productivity", "time management", "to-do list", "focus", "motivation", "procrastination"],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "To-Do List Delusions",
                "description": "The overly ambitious lists you make every morning… only to complete 1.5 things and rewrite the rest tomorrow.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Adding 'make to-do list' to the to-do list just to check something off",
                    "The thrill of writing tasks you’ve already done just to feel productive",
                    "Color-coded procrastination"
                ],
                "keywords": ["to-do list", "planning", "organization", "task overload"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "me writing my to-do list knowing I’m gonna ignore half of it",
                    "my productivity: 10% doing things, 90% organizing how to do things",
                    "crossing off one task then taking a 3-hour reward break"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Time Block Breakdown",
                "description": "When you plan your day down to the minute… and none of it goes according to schedule.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Blocking off 'deep work time' and using it to scroll",
                    "Schedule says 'workout' but body says nap",
                    "Calendar chaos with a side of denial"
                ],
                "keywords": ["time blocking", "schedule", "calendar chaos", "planning fail"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "8:00–9:00: wake up and meditate\n8:30: already doomscrolling",
                    "my calendar looks organized until reality shows up",
                    "me time-blocking my day like I’m not gonna ignore it completely"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Procrastination Olympics",
                "description": "Mastering the art of doing everything *except* the thing you actually need to do.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Cleaning your entire apartment to avoid one email",
                    "Starting 5 tasks simultaneously and finishing none",
                    "Becoming a productivity expert when you’re on a deadline"
                ],
                "keywords": ["procrastination", "avoidance", "distraction", "delaying tasks"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "me watching productivity YouTube instead of being productive",
                    "why start the task when you can worry about starting the task",
                    "procrastination level: deeply committed to everything but the deadline"
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Focus Struggles",
                "description": "Trying to concentrate in a world of pings, snacks, and random thoughts about that embarrassing moment from 7 years ago.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Opening 10 tabs and forgetting why you opened any of them",
                    "Mind wanders off mid-task and never returns",
                    "Focus? Never met her"
                ],
                "keywords": ["focus", "distractions", "mental clutter", "multitasking"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "me focusing for 5 minutes: needs a reward break",
                    "trying to work: *hears a bird outside* — instantly distracted",
                    "brain during work: what if ducks had jobs"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
