{
    "category": {
        "name": "Designers / Creatives",
        "description": "Aesthetically overwhelmed professionals haunted by vague feedback, midnight inspiration, and a crippling addiction to perfect kerning.",
        "keywords": [
            "design memes",
            "creative burnout",
            "client feedback",
            "revision fatigue",
            "font obsession",
            "creative block",
            "inspiration panic",
            "moodboards",
            "photoshop pain",
            "aesthetic overload"
        ],
        "subcategories": [
            {
                "name": "Endless Revisions",
                "description": "Version 34_final_FINAL2.pdf lives here. So does your sanity — or what’s left of it.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Infinite revision loops",
                    "Client wants one more change",
                    "The design was better in v2",
                    "Naming nightmare for file versions",
                    "Hiding layers out of spite"
                ],
                "keywords": ["revision spiral", "final final v3", "client edits", "PSD rage", "design fatigue"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: They asked for one last revision... again.",
                    "File: 'final_FINAL_v7_actuallyFINAL.psd'",
                    "Me pretending this version is new even though it's v3 renamed."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Client Feedback Hell",
                "description": "They don’t know what they want, but they’ll know it when they don’t see it.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Vague and impossible feedback",
                    "Clients asking for 'pop' with no context",
                    "Contradictory requests",
                    "“Can you make the logo bigger?”",
                    "Misunderstanding basic design terms"
                ],
                "keywords": ["client chaos", "feedback pain", "make it pop", "scope creep", "endless notes"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Client: 'Make it pop.' Me: *sets it on fire*",
                    "Client feedback: 'Can you make it more... design-y?'",
                    "POV: The client says 'almost perfect!' and sends 18 changes."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Font Obsession",
                "description": "You’ve spent three hours choosing between two fonts no one else can tell apart.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Font pairing madness",
                    "Kerning rage",
                    "Custom typography drama",
                    "Hating Comic Sans with passion",
                    "Illegible but aesthetic"
                ],
                "keywords": ["font memes", "kerning hell", "typography crisis", "designer OCD", "aesthetic font struggle"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "POV: I downloaded 47 fonts and still used Helvetica.",
                    "If you think all fonts are the same, we can’t be friends.",
                    "Me defending my font choice like it’s a human rights issue."
                ]
            },
            {
                "name": "Inspiration Crisis",
                "description": "Creative block + deadline = sobbing over Pinterest at 2AM.",
                "meme_angles": [
                    "Staring at blank canvas panic",
                    "Looking for ideas that don’t exist",
                    "Creative deadlines vs burnout",
                    "Moodboard obsession spiral",
                    "Idea arrives after submission"
                ],
                "keywords": ["creative block", "no inspiration", "panic designing", "idea drought", "design paralysis"],
                "sample_captions": [
                    "Me: I’ll start early this time. Also me: Panicking at 2AM with zero ideas.",
                    "Moodboards: 10/10. Execution: currently crying.",
                    "POV: Your brain gives you the perfect design idea 5 minutes after the deadline."
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}
